Amy Poehler attends Bette Midler’s NYRP 13th Annual Spring Picnic at General Grant National Memorial on May 29, 2014 in New York City.

Overcome Your Programming And Be A Better Man


When I was a freshman in high school, I made a series of battle plans along with my older brother and his friends that detailed how we’d take out our entire school once we obtained guns and bombs.

This happened while huddled over my dining room table, and it was funny. We drew blueprints. We made maps. We organized lists of ammunition and inventory and all the different things we’d need to make our military raiding of our own school a success. We figured we’d all have cyanide pills to take ourselves out before we got arrested. We knew we had to take over the nurse’s office first – it’s where all the medical supplies were and it also had no windows, which made it a perfect place for our final showdown when we were inevitably backed in by police as we burned out in a blaze of glory in our bold last stand.

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Title: No Prejudice
Artist: Pollapönk
Played: 96051 times


Let’s do away with prejudice
Don’t discriminate, tolerance is bliss
We got to get together on this
Cross this problem off our list
I may stutter when I speak
(but) you don’t need to call me freak
It’s not trigonometry
Inside we’re the same

No Prejudice, Pollapönk

“Our show has been on the chopping block every year, and we are really grateful, honestly, that you think that our show is funny. And we loved doing it because of the people here.”